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A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.
This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."
Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
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A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.
Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
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When smash bros players for example Link or Palutena can up b every now and then to keep the opponent away from them.
Shit this ganondorf got me cornered I gotta up b to keep em away from me
An attachment to the rim on the tire of a car that spins independantly from the motion of the car; allowing it to continue spinning once the car has come to a complete stop.
Terrell slammed on his brakes to keep from running the kid over. The rims on his lexus were spinning furiously; letting everyone on the street know just how fast he had been going
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Shut your face; fuck off; Stop making that asshole face.
Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that
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the most pimped-out car accessory available, very rare.
430 Lex with convertible top, and the rims keep spinning every time I stop.
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