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A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
"That girl is one bland lauren"
"I don't think I'd date a bland lauren"
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probably the most preppiest store around. a store where rich preppy teens go and blow $300 on a nice polo.
Guy 1: dude, look at that girl. She's wearing POLO ralph lauren...
Guy 2: she must be a prep.
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girl that shows up to parties and steals random items that are worthless from people shes never met before.
Yo who stole my family picture? -I think it was lunchbox lauren.
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When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.
"Oh man I waited for awhile and they just never came back, talk about 'Pulling a Lauren'."
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the awesomest red-head you will ever meet.
I know Lauren marie Fry
A nickname for Colorado Representative and former Shooters grill employee Lauren Boebert due to her Interview with a bookshelf with guns on it behind her in a similar way Osama Bin Laden did
Osama Bin Lauren is such a trigger happy dummy
she is the best person in your life stop lying. you know she likes to get jiggy wit the chiz and she loves hangin out on trees and such. u know when you see her your jaw js widens cuz like you personally know she so stunning and such, etc. stop playin. she is so calm and collect and loves deep convos any problems you can talk to her about it and you well done know she lissens so dont be stingy :/. continuing on wit it she is like so gorg gurl like and you know it she is funny as fergie icecream and has a dark side but u dont know that so less processed like so funny to be around to conclude and such etc. feel free to tell her she the best in the entire world wit it. js get jazzy get creative.
gur 1: hey is lauren over yonder do ya spot her
gur 2: yeaaa she lookin really sharp and collects
gurl 1: she is so funny go talk to her
gurl 2: kk hey lauren lolz gur lets be friends
lauren: less get it niece purrr yous so jazzy gur