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A fallacious argument that comes out of nowhere, is totally absurd, and the conclusion has nothing to do with the premise being proposed. Most often used religiously.
1. Jesus is the son of god
2. Therefore god exists and defines all things
3. Science is parallel to religion and has no conflict.
This is an "Argumentum Left Fieldiest".
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The phenology that no form owns another form. In other words no body owns another body.
Anarchist individualism.
Left-wing anarchism is a segue to anarcho-indivisibilism or dual-aspect monarchism.
In dual-aspect monarchism consciousness has all bodies.
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When you've just finished masturbating, but someone messages you on the computer and you have to respond. You have to type the message with solely your left hand.
Dude, so I was masturbating last night, and then I got a message from Susan! I started left hand typing, and before I knew it we were hours into a conversation and I hadn't even washed up!
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An entry to make Bill giggle:
something you say when you are out of other ideas, or need to confuse the person you are talking to
Your getting mugged:
Mugger: Hey! give me your money
You: oh!?! hey, when are left hand!!!
Mugger:???
Mugger runs away.
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Usually in Afghanistan the left handed shake is a very famous gesture. When someone tries to shake hands with you using their left hand it means they have nothing but hate, disrespect, rageful anger and enmity for you. If you shake their left hand you then you should expect something bad coming on your way if you don’t shake his left hand then your accepting defeat and showing everyone that your a coward. Nowadays it’s mostly used between huge rival Gangs and Mafia’s in Afghanistan.
Left-handed Shake is a another form of declaration of war against another person, group, or family
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A game were you and your friends play as survivor trying to get out of a zombie apocalypse alive. There are four characters, Bill, Zoe, Francis (the best) and of course Louis the black guy that always dies. There is also a Versus mode which is basically the same thing except your trying to beat the other teams score and the teams take turns playing as zombies and humies.
Bill: Francis shut the fuck up!
Francis: i hate hospitals, doctors, boat lawyers, the army, the woods, log cabins, sewers, boomers, smokers, zombies, your mom...
Gamer: Left 4 dead sucks on xbox.
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A program that was started by Clinton. Yes, Clinton. Everyone blames Bush, but he enforced it while Clinton started it.
Person 1: Wow, bush is a moron for that no child left behind.
Person 2: Clinton started that, dumbshit.
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