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1. A complicated sexual maneuver requiring 3 men and one women. With a ladder two men climb up the ladder and the women arches her body beneath the ladder. Resembling a common log jammer, then the men take consecutive dumps on her back and with the the natural "channel". Conformed of her spine the "logs" will go down. Finally the third man waits at the end with his mouth open to receive the logs.
2. When you take a large enough dump that clogs up the bathroom.
3. A standard facility in Tennessee's lumberjack industry.
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Guy 1#: Hey did you get the ladder?
Guy 2#: Yeah, steel, so it can hold us both!
Guy 1#: I cant wait for the Tennessee Log Jammer tonight
Guy 2#: Its gonna be sweet
Guy 3: Do I get to eat the sh!#t this time?
Guy 1 and guy 2: Its you turn, that ours sliding dumps from the girls back enter your mouth.
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A person who jams large logs of shit into his/her asshole for pure unadulterated pleasure while in Tennessee.
I became a true tennessee log jammer when I picked up a turd from a Wal-Mart toilet and shoved it deep into my asshole while visiting my grandmother in Knoxville. It felt SUPER AMAZING!!! I now perform this act at least 10 times a day whenever I'm in Tennessee.
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A failed attempt at a Dutch Oven which results in the culprit shitting the bed with the victim still under the sheets.
I tried to give the wife a Dutch Oven, but i tried to hard and gave her a Log Cabin
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The Tennesse Log Jammer is the act of fucking a girl doggie style while simultaneously stuffing a dildo in her poop shute.
"Man I was railing her doggie style and decided to reach over onto her night stand and give her the ole' Tennesse Log Jammer!"
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A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.
Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!
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When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
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A group of homosexual Americans:
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
"Hello! I'm Milt, and I'm here for the Republican Victory Party!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
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