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When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.
Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.
An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman
"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."
a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.
"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"
if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
washing machine theory
Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."
I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.
Often also named Stefan, Morry or Mandy.
That Serbian Sex Machine Mandy knows how to give good D
1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag
2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day
3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair
4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke
kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine
teacher- go fuck yourself