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An explosion of cum after hard rough sex and magically disappears in the partners mouth
man i had the best makeout session ever
yeah?what happened
I had the magic cumdom
NICE
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While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.
Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."
Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"
Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"
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A really cool person who can predict the future, keep a good conversation and inspire. They happen to be freakin amazing writers and are true artists. extremely psychedelic and hippie-awesome. They can get really crazy or creative without drinks or drugs therefore making them cool
"Omg that girl is like such a magical genie bro. Have you read her writing? so yeah man that chicks gonna fly up to the sun riding a double rainbow."
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Blue Magic is when you are running low on weed supplies so you use blue flowers in your spliffs to attempt to get high.
"i would love a joint but all our dealers are dry"
"fancy hittin' the Blue Magic?"
"coouurrsseee"
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In my opinion the game is fun until you det good at it, then it's really boring. It is really nerdy and is a fucking money toilet. This is from a former player. Most players of Magic are either gay or can't get any women, like my brother. Not starting Magic is a good idea.
Hey Josh, I started playing Magic and my girlfrend dumped me but at least i can whack off to my new Glissa Sun-Seeker.
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A card game produced by Wizards of the Coast for proud nerds to play everywhere. Requires mass amounts of money to win, and sometimes ends up in nerdfights, which are slightly more dangerous than sorrority girl ticklefights. There's nothing wrong with the game if you're into that sort of thing, but most people on UrbanDictionary would gladly kick in the face of anyone seen carrying around a deck.
Nerd 1: Hey, let's go play Magic and pick up some fine ladies!
Nerd 2: Awww riiiight.
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A 'special friend' who you enjoy certain 'benefits'. Though not to be confused with the term 'friends with benefits' or 'fuck buddies'. A non-committal relationship between two people, though friends, partaking in dates, have sex yet you don't have to make it 'facebook official' and, in principle, you can hook up with other people.
Isn't Drake dating Niki Minaj? Nah, they're just magic friends
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