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The best person I've ever met, your best friend, always kind, laughs a lot, gets the short end of the stick from other people. She always takes opportunities when they're given to them, litteraly perfect.
I'd love to be like Maria one day
Maria is talented, gorgeous and defiantly stands out of the crowd.
Her body resembles one of a greek goddess. She looks like a real life disney princess. Her skin glows in the sun and her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, heads turn, she has everyone hypnotized with her gorgeousness . She loves the attention and always tries to be the best form of herself.
All boys want her, but she has her eyes set on one person.
She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you your under her spell.
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
She knows her self worth and is not afraid to tell you.
Im in love with maria, she's my addiction.
Maria/Mary is something you call a female when they are a virgin. Because of Virgin Mary.
Guy: hey Maria how is it going
Female: my name is not Maria
A truck driver soul in an angel body. She is always the funnier and loudest bitch in the room. if you hear a siren check again, it could be her laugh.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
A: knock knock
B: who's there?
A: Fuck
B: Fuck who?
A: Fuck me!!!
B: Gees you are such a Maria.
She may seem like an innocent girl but once you get to know her she ill show you the biggest of the dicks you'll ever see in your entire life.
That guy has a Maria-Looked dick.
“bro what’s her name?”
“maria.”
“dam man your lucky as hell”
Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn