the best boyfriend i can ever had i llove him so much💓
“mario is the best!”
A man who loves dark colors but lights up your life . Typically enjoys, and is quite good at, videos games. Believed to have been seen in his office looking at charts, focusing on his goals. Sexy af
Mario, come over here, please. Your being too cute and I need attention!
Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet koopa's, and troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!
Nerd: Hey do you want to hear the entire Mario bro's theme, but it's only about Mario?
Guy: OH NO NOT YOU AGA...
Nerd: Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet Koopa's, and Troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!
Guy: I ate you.
A social reject who prays on the weak but in reality is weaker themselves someone who is afraid of conflict but tries to cause it for no reason likes gay artist and cosplaying and putting on underwear
a sweet little plumber man, accompanied by his brother "luigi." mario is the older child despite being smaller (fatter)
included in many games by nintendo, ect mario kart, super mario, super mario bros, super mario galaxy, super mario 3d land,
mario was invented a long time ago.
guy 1=dude, lets go play some mario kart at my house!
guy 2=ok, but im playing mario!
guy 1=aww, damnit.
-a ,,Mario" is a gamer
-a ,,Mario" has a big cock( usally 9-10")
-mostly broken inside or hyperactive
- ,,Go out and don't be Mario''
This mf is the best person you will ever meet. Lowkey,just lowkey fruity 🤨 but hot <3
Hes hot. Very much yes.
S/o : ayo ,you know Mario??
S/o : oh yeah, the hottie over there 🤨??