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Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin
an amazing girl who loves her friends more than life its self.
sophia martin is my bff
an amazing girl who loves her friends more than life its self.
sophia martin is my bff
named after the famous British vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter--soul.
clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. "That Austin Martin is nothing but a fake peice of crap."
When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She will always have your back whenever you need it. Amelie will always make you smile even at your darkest times. She is usually light haired and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Also she is very cute and makes you laugh always.
Person 1: Do you see that girl over there?
Person 2: She looks so hot she must be an Amelie Millar Martin
An unorganized piece of shit who is also mean
Mr. Martinally is a little shit