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a torture device look out for dem size 13 men’s nikes
I wear size 13 men’s nikes. bEaT tHaT
Defined as Showing the emotion of sadness with a hint of clowning specifically on Twitter over the members of One direction Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry and Zayn especially after the hiatus since they are sincerely missed.
Oh One of the boys tweeted ? I bet elle, em and shaim doing the Crying over 5 men right now .
a quote from Thomas Jefferson. The quote's meaning is that all people would have the same right with other people
of course, if your the average UD user, this would mean something sexual
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
Asking how much it is to have sexual intercourse with a male prostitute.
Connor: How much 4 men?
Me: 5 dolla
Connor: Score!!!
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A song by Coheed and Cambria on the album "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3"
From the POV of Jesse and Chase.
Jesse's preparing his men to charge forward in a final stand. They're all uneasy, but he asks, "Are you ready on my mark?" before giving the signal. The only comforts for his men are their weapons, or being in arms. They know they can't stop what they're facing, but they really have no choice other than to surrender and they wish they can kill it. Sometime during this battle he finds that Chase, his "daughter", was captured. He tries to call in others to help, or something of the sort, but his COMlink is broken. So, he turns himself over for Chase. He expects her to be returned back to his side in the exchange, and I assume that's what happened. It doesn't necessarily have to be Jesse, it could be the other boy shown at the beginning of the comic (which is William), but for my interpretation it is Jesse.
Cuts Marked in The March of Men is the third track on IKSOSE: 3.
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Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.
Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.
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Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.
No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."
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