Mario Milk

Mario milk is a delicacy found only in Hanford and is the only known cure to ligma aside from prepucio con leche de cocho . Mario milk only comes in pi gallons and is milked from the seven nips of Mario

“Maria have you ever had Mario milk”
“Ya i have it right here”
“That’s not real Mario milk it’s not from all seven nips”

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Mega Milk

A meme from an ecchi manga with a Japanese teenager with big boobs .
Her shirt says Mega Milk which is funny because breasts product milk and she has big ones,

Friend 1 : Did you see that weeb cosplayed ? She has big boobs
Friend 2 : Yeah , she should be cosplaying as Mega Milk !

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Milk Rape

1) To tackle, preferably off a bicycle, a hefty woman who is breast feeding and while she is defenseless, go in for the kill and feed off of her via drinking her breast milk. The term is derived from a scene in, writer and director, Jerzy Skolimowski's, 2009 film, Essential Killing, which tells a story of an escaped Taliban fugitive in the Polish Forests.

2) To forcefully drink a woman's or man's breast milk from the victims nipples.

I was jumped last week by some street urchins and they milk raped me.

I will milk rape you how I milk rape myself

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Milk Bowl

When u flip your boner up, cum in your belly button, and make yo girl drink that shit up with a straw.

Matt made every girl in fred do the Milk Bowl

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pigeon milk

A sexual maneuver requiring the man pull out on the verge of orgasm, tightly gripping his cock with his hand and holding in the jizz until the orgasm has ended. Once he has calmed down some and being pestered by his lover about why he's standing there holding his cock, he leans his lover's head back, positions the head of his cock inside their mouth and releasing the grip on his penis allowing the jism to dribble out like a pigeon feeding it's young.

Justin: Dude, you remember that bitch I was with last week?

Kevin: Yes, yes I do.

Justin: I gave her some pigeon milk.

JC and Kevin: MNYEH!

Justin: JYEEEEEEEEAH!

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milking the dog

Usually applied to people who are wasting time.

That babes just milking the dog....shes never going to get anything done around here.

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Milking the geek

The action of lowering your head towards your penis and jizzing in your own mouth. Oftenly referred to as serving yourself a milkshake.

Cody: Oi mate where were you last night
Jack: Parents didn't let me out :(
Cody: I bet you were Milking the Geek
Jack: ..!..

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