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The amazing ability of some women to turn men into pussy-whipped bitches.
Ever since Bob fell victem to Amy's Vagina Mind Trick, he don't wanna hang-out no more.
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When a woman uses her pussy as leverage during a(n) conflict/argument.
Ricky: "I'm not smoking weed anymore bro."
Ant: "Why?"
Ricky: "Linzy, says it's a turn off and makes my dick soft."
Ant: Dude, she's playing Jedi mind clit on you!"
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A novel by Mark Lindquist about a man who refuses to grow up. It references many different bands, especially those from Seattle and/or the grunge scene, and the book contains many sex scenes. The name of each chapter is a reference to a song, such as "Hell's Like Teen Spirit", or "Sometimes in Winter", although in my opinion, the funniest chapter title in the book was "Courtney Love Must Die".
I read Never Mind Nirvana the other day, and now I can't stop listening to Pearl Jam.
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A play on the phrase "new york state of mind"; the act of thinking, acting, and possessing the traits of a true californian. Such characteristics include frequenting the beach, using slang known only to true californians, eating beach cuisine like acai bowls, or operating a vehicle like a california driver. Most people with the california state of mind are not afraid to set trends or act differently than non-californians because they know deep down the californian way is always right (excluding the economy). Having a California State of mind is closely tied with being under the influence of californication, and can be seen in one's laid back, dgaf-like personality.
That dude totally has the california state of mind; he listens to trendy indie music in the car while eating a california burrito, talking on the phone, and going 85 mph on his way to ocean beach.
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To fuck with someone's mind in the style of the Jedi
"Donnie, you're a rube"
"No, I'm not!"
Exercising of the jedi mind fuck
"Wow, I am a rube"
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in forumwarz's flamebate (the forum part of the game), an online role playing game, this question is often asked, usually by people pretending to be retarded. the poster of the question wants to post some images of dragons, what drives half of the people mad of anger. so all this is just for being annoying and as r-tarded as possible.
mind if i draginz?
*hotlinking pictures from dragon cave*
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when one is so astonished by anothers smartness or when one's mind is so confused by stupidity, the mind is then blown to smithereens.
person A:dude i think my stentorian graph is broken
person B:what?
Person A:the stentorian graph its broken
person B:dude...
Person A:now ill never be able to beat Einsteins theory of grephoxilacated uriaphromitioritre theory
Person B will not be able to talk anymore because his mind was completely blown
and i cant complete this because my mind is blown also
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