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When your penis is extremely enormous soft
Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!
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You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.
I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.
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Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.
I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.
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When the happy trail transcends the basic amount of hair and a direct continuation of the pubic hair become a living life force able to think and move on its own.
Look out! It's a PUBIC MONSTER!
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Midgets mocha monster frightened me when he slapped me with it.
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a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein
"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."
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Overwhelmingly ugly or nasty prostitute, usually one from a sleazier portion of a town or neighborhood. Generally, this term is used to describe a prostitute that is actually working the corner or street.
Jimmy: Have you passed 13th and Pine yet today?
Me: No, why?
Jimmy: I drove by after lunch and nearly vomited in my car, the curb monster is out during daylight!
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