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The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant
Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .
micky mouse but formally
micky? thats a name for a friend
and micheal mouse is no friend of mine
The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.
That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.
A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day
Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes
January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day
It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes
When you're really serious about something but its just to good to be true
Zach: are you serious
Carly: yee im SERI-MOUSE