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Muff Weighters

A pair of accessories that are placed on one's feet before plunging deep into the depths of a woman. For those whom are not experienced are encouraged to wear a snorkel as well.

"Hold on babe. Just give me a second to get my Muff Weighters on!"

by Mikyap September 21, 2013

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Muff Cabbage

(Ma'garbage)

1. It's a Jersey thing.

2. It's a Jersey thing.

3. A hairy vagina.

Honey this is the third hair ball I coughed up this week, you really should trim your muff cabbage.

by Roberto is Pro October 15, 2010

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing

MUFF CABBAGE! MUFF CABBAAGE!

by Ynottony24 October 16, 2010

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big muff

name of a song by scottish artist John Martyn...

That john martyn song BIG MUFF is awesome... some say its about pussy hahahaha

by billycup February 11, 2010

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MUFF-UNOT

Catch phrase invented by Hamburgers from the IC. This phrase single handedly ended MUFFINS IC career.

Fuck Muffins

Muffins Stan: MUFFINS is the GOAT poster
Real Nigga: MUFF-UNOT!!

by Hamburgers August 31, 2006

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muff teat

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

by imdisguysd October 31, 2007

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Oyster Muff

felatio with a twist.... the person eating you out has a mouth full of egg salad

oh god, my man gave me and oyster muff last night, i never knew egg salad could be so good.

by ShanikwaWashington July 11, 2008

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