A very unattractive woman
Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin
a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.
1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"
2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."
When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.
"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."
A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.
I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.
When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
It's Muffin Monday!
A derogatory name for a homosexual implying that one holds a testicle sack in their hand.
“Aw do you know that Dave Andrews?”
“Aw yeah he was a total muffin clutcher”
The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"