musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

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Music Hangover

The massive headache you receive after looking up music artists you really like on Wikipedia, YouTube, etc.

"I'm starting to really like Kingpin Skinny Pimp."
"Yeah, I got a music hangover from looking him up."

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Crap Music

Music that is not good.

For example
music by
britney spears
etc.
Anything that does not fall into this catergory is good music
aka
GUNS 'N' ROSES
(unlike the above comment believes!)

Hence forth you could say ;
Britney spears (and other chavish like music) makes crap music.

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Music Education

What good musicians who actually want jobs major in.

Music Performance Major: "I'm majoring in music performance!"
Music Education major: "I've just been offered another job...Have fun living in a box!"

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Dope Music

Music that relates to imagination.

You should try dope music..if you're a dreamer.

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gothic music

Yes: Razed in Black, Fear Cult, Sisters of Mercy, EBM music, Neo-Folk music, Diary of Dreams, Death in June, L'ame Immortale, Christian Death, Unheilig, E Nomine, Cradle of FIlth, The Kovenant, Nosferatu, The 69 Eyes.

NO: KoRn, Tool, SlipKnot, Staind, Limp Bizkit, Trapt, Nu-Metal, Deftones, Good Charolette, Sum 41, Nu-Punk Rawk, Avril Lavigne, The Darkness, Evanescence, 80's hair metal, MetallicA, Insance Clown Possee, Kid rock, Rap Metal, Rap music as a whole.

Motherfucker, never ever let me hear you say that ICP is gothic music.
Stop refering to Mtv SHIT as gothic music.
Fuck the influx of so called "goths" in the music world.

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musical ignorance

a disease in which those really annoying kids who only listen to that noobish electropop stuff played on the radio don't know shit about actual music but think they do

musically ignorant individual (referring to metal): all they do is scream.
person who knows music: stop screwing up your genres. you have musical ignorance.

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