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The 20 mins of sleep needed at lunchtime to make up for the 6am departure to get to the mountain to get first tracks in the fresh powder.
After I eat some lunch, I need a powder nap or my afternoon will be trashed.
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When you go to work with an extra sock on your left foot then drive to a remote location at lunch and you use the extra sock to catch your sperm as you finish yourself off.
Joe: "Guys I was taking a trans-mountain nap when a murderer knocked on my window and asked to borrow my phone."
Eric: "Wow!! Did you at least get to finish?"
Joe: "Yea, of course!"
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When someone beats another person to the point of unconsciousness, usually in reference to a fist fight such as those seen in viral videos
Did you see the video of that old man who got harassed by some punk teenagers? He got fed up and started handing out naps.
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To get woken up with a blowjob.
I was expecting a happy nap but instead she literally did nothing.
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When you wake someone up from napping by aggressively tackling or jumping on them.
My wife wouldn't get up this afternoon so I gave her a nap smear....yeah, she was pretty pissed off.
If he isn't up in 15 minutes I am totally going to nap smear his ass.
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A Hollywood Nap consist of jerking off and a subsequent Power Nap.
Don't enter my room now; it's pretty sticky beacause I just took a Hollywood Nap.
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A relative who visits for the holiday and dozes off to sleep after the big meal - usually in front of the television.
Uncle Joe is such a nap kin. He always dozes off to sleep while watching football after the family Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.
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