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A mythical vaginal skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men
rogue black man: haa i'm gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)
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When someone proves you are a bitch
Don't clap back just cause I called you stupid
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The sound of your cousin's balls slapping against your body.
It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.
noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat
ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.
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Procedure follows in 3 steps:
1. Jam open palm hand in vagina.
2. Embed open palm hand in ass.
3. Clap her insides like wind up monkey.
I infixed my hand in her vagina, fused my other in her ass, then I clapped with the intensity of a naked warrior. 3 step clap.
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The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.
The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?
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boi I am going to clap your cheeks if you don't get over here
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