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the hair dresser

During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.

So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...

by Babba O'Reilley February 20, 2011

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Hair Flipper

White and Mexicans girls who flip or start finger combing their long hair at you because your cute and they’re feeling really insecure at the moment.

Why you insecure Ms. Hair Flipper all those stories you were told about how beautiful you are don’t seem to add up at the moment... do they huh! Haha!!!

by Coolcandle August 24, 2019

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Hairs Cut

When you go to a barber or salon and get more than one hair cut.

"Billy, you gonna get your hair cut"?
"No, I'm going to get my hairs cut! Why would I only cut one hair?"

by Jam740 July 1, 2017

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Hairs on Fire

Used to describe when a ginger gets so mad it appears that their hair is on fire.

Whoa man calm down your hairs on fire.
Is his hair always that red? No only when he's MATW is his hair on fire.

by shamwowed September 6, 2010

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fair-haired

having light or blond hair

I remembered being just sixteen and kissing red-cheeked, fair-haired girl.

by ExpertYuz February 17, 2014

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Cunt Hair

A term usually used in Military applications, and often abbreviated to just CH (or Charlie-Hotel in phonetics.) Is is often looked upon as the second smallest possible unit of measurement outside of Scientific applications, the smallest being a Red Cunt Hair (RCH/Romeo-Charlie-Hotel.)

It holds no exact translation into either the US Standard or the Metric Systems, and is an extremely variable term. The closest possible definition is: an approximation of an extremely small increment.

"Sergeant! Please move that Bradley over, just a CH though."

"Holy Shit! I just caught one in the plate! Had that been a Cunt Hair over to the left, I'd be a dead man, Sir!"

by Herr Jaeger November 20, 2011

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hair bumps

Small bumps on the skin, resulting from shaving too closely or from dirt gettign into the skin

Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

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