3 dudes and a puppy

The bestest cartoon out there!!!!

I love 3 dudes and a puppy

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puppy monkey baby

A super bowl 50 Mountain Dew commercial that is fun to say but hell to hear.

Hey mom, guess what? Puppy monkey baby!

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lets fuck this puppy

Let's do this

Game on

Let's go

Girl: You ready to go to the bar?
Guy: Lets fuck this puppy

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Puppy-Dog Eyes

Eyes so large and sparkly that you look like a fucking dog

Lindsey has massive puppy-dog eyes. Her and my dog fido look like twins.

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Puppy Fat Dolls

Under 15 year olds who dress like sluts and wear excessive amounts of make-up! Stupid hair back-brushed off their heads is optional. From the name of girl-band, Pussy Cat Dolls

Talk about Puppy Fat Dolls

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Eager puppy overkill

After a successful first date, trying to plan a second date to occur within three days of the initial date.

"Yeah, first date went great, I'm thinking of asking her what she's doing Saturday."
"Don't do it, you went out Thursday; Saturday would be eager puppy overkill."

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Puppy Kisses

The act of tickling a partner’s butthole with one’s nose a la Eskimo kisses.

“Bro, I stopped eating her ass to give her butthole Eskimo kisses.”
“Chicks love puppy kisses.”

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