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When you stop jerking off to Noah's cousin.
Anthony: "Starting now."
Noah: That means you did it in the first place!
‘have yous done the homework’ ‘aye i’ve just finished it the now’
knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.
"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting
A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.
-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.
The best Taylor Swift album that Taylor Swift has ever released, argue with a wall.
1: "Speak Now is the worst album"
2: "Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"
a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.
my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.
A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.
Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*