D-bone

named after performing doggy style sex for a girl, finishing on her lower back (bare skin or t-shirt), gathering the finishings into either hand and gently slapping the girl in the face with a rubbing motion to be sure and smear it in.

usually performed in a degrading act of assholeness

mary tyler moor ALWAYS enjoyed a good D-bone after a long pounding from dick van-dyke

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J Bones

J Bones are a brand of shoes originally worn by legendary basketball player, Michael "Air" Jordan. J Bones / Jordan shoes are made by the Jordan Company, which is a part of Nike.

"I'm bout to get dem retro j bones!"

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bone a brownie

To have sex with a black chick.

That girl is fuckin' hott stuff. I'm totally gonna bone a brownie tonight!

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T-boning

When you having sex with a girl and pull out too far then miss and bend you penis

Me: Yo Fabs I was banging this bird then ended up T-boning he
Fabs: mate that must have been well painful

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ciggy bone

A slang term for a cigarette, most often used by someone who has just smoked pot and wants a cigarette to magnify their high.

-"yo dawwwwg, I know you're tryna hook a brotha up with a ciggy bone"

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bone job

A raw deal; a scam. Something rigged with a negative charge for the victim.

That blind date you fixed me up with was a total bone job.

I followed up on a used car I saw advertised in the classifieds but it turned out to be a bone job.

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Granite Bones

A person who has bones made of granite, implying that said person breaks everything he touches. See also hammer hands

Granite bones was here, now i have to fix everthing

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