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The United States first black president. Great family man and has the potential to turn this country's financial crysis around.
Mom:Omg!!
Me: What?
Barack Obama: I own biatches!!!!
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A presidential hopeful who is the object of affection for young women.
"I cannot wait, 'til 2008
Baby you’re the best candidate
Of the new oval office,
You’ll get your head of state
I can’t leave you alone
‘Cause I’ve got a crush on Barack Obama"
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Leading candidate for the democratic nomination, in the 2008 U.S. presidential election.
He's probably gonna win. I really hope Hillary "R-Tard" Clinton doesn't win...
Hell, I'd even take John McCain over Hillary Clinton.
Barack Obama knows what is like to be at the bottom... He worked hard to get to where is he is today, and that is why you should vote for him.
Also, Obama Girl is smoking hot...
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To have you're loved one taken away from you by a really good friend/sibling.
Paul was devastated by the fact that he was obamaed by his best friend Larry.
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1. Barack Obama FTW
2. Barack Obama is the man, better than Hillary Clinton everyday.
3. Barack will own you every day of the week, every week of the month and every month of the year.
4. Barack is a bad MOFO
5. He has super powers (He can fly and he has laser eye beams.)
6. He can show Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Hillary Clinton, Ron Paul, Chris Hansen and Al Roker a new meaning of pain.
Barack Obama will kill you in 1 punch.
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Where you say an amazing, epic speech to someone in need or help in life, to make obama proud!
Everyone wishes they could change something in their past, somethings they have said, done or anything else, but that's life you gotta not think about the past but only, the future. The future is a present that you can shape and create to whatever you want..." I said. "Damn, thats was some good Obama Philosophy right there
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When playing Nazi Zombies, particularly on Der Riese, "Obama Time" is what you say when someone asks "Who is going to open the door? Obama Time is in reference to the person with the most points at the time, therefore punishing that person for doing well much like Obama is doing to everyday people.
Player 1: Come on we need to open the door to the teleporter!
Player 2, 3, and 4: Obama Time
Player 1: damnit, this is BS
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