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Egg in a hole is a traditional Nordic breakfast, it was first made by the Viking tribe Na-Hee-Wae. It's a peice of bread with the centre cut out and the egg is fried in the middle. The Vikings preffered this breakfast due to the ease of eating it. They were able to eat it just like toast or a sandwhich and get enough protien and energy to carry them through battle.
Thor: Must prepare for battle, toast no good.
Bob: Why not have egg in a hole!
Thor: Good idea! I'll put bacon between 2 of them!
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Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.
Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.
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Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles
"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"
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a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes
excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs
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Give false hopes ; Ilude someone you're friend with so that the person may think you want to go out with him/her.
" If citizens know they do not want to go out with someone else they must not egg them on in the first place". "The edge of reason" - Helen Fielding
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A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.
The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."
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A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.
Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.
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