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1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank muffin."
2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."
3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"
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Expression used when you don't want to say what you are up to.
Bob: Hello
Jim: Hello
Bob: What are you up to?
Jim: Taking a wank!
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A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv
1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
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A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.
Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
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Whilst your other half is having a C section to your first born, you slide your penis inside your partners vagina and she proceeds to jerk you off through the C section hole in her stomach.
My wife gave birth to our first born!
Did you receive a womb wank ?
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A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.
Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
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A rag, usually used after masturbation to clean up the nasties.
Billy, the cat is licking your wank rag again!
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