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Headie one

Headie one is the largest bowling ball in Tottenham and they use headie one as a wrecking ball to demolish turnpike lane, woodgreen, Edmonton, Enfield and Northumberland park, he protects broadwater farm

Repeat headie one incoming!!!! Headie one incoming!!!! Oh tion wayne help uss

by A1.9iner November 24, 2021


One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009


Dilf for One

A term someone would use to refer to the fictional character called All for One from the anime series My Hero Academia/Boku no hero academia if they find him attractive; sexy; hot

"I want Dilf for One to stuff me full of quirks until i explode" "All for One more like Dilf for One" "Dilf for One supremacy"

by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023


one with the dirt

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.

Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021


I'm not the one

I'm not the one you wanna play with
I'm not the one to mess with
I'm not the one who fuck with
Don't confuse me for someone else

Someone mistakes u for the neighborhood druggie and says..
Yo Junkie!
person would respond
Hey man, I'm not the one homie"

Or
First day of school and bullies pick on new kid. New kid would say "try me, I'm not the onle"

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021


Corsair One

A type of Corsair computer which is really small but happens to have really good specs for the size. It is typically 1/2-1/4 the size of a normal pc

"Wow! that Corsair is really good"

"It must be hard for them to put all those parts into a Corsair One casing!"

by Mr. Marino March 30, 2021


Defani One

A music streaming platform built by geeky nerds, Finlay Campbell and Thomas Summerfield

Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that

Max: Its the future of music streaming loser

by alburyaustralia October 25, 2016