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someone who does not last long during the act of sexual intercous
margret: "i heard you got with danny last night"
Brogan: "more like one thrust"
This is a confused attempt to combine the word 'safe' with the phrase 'nice one'. Usually blurted out in pressure situations in the company of intimidating individuals.
Intimidating individual- "There you go bruv"
You- "errr... safe one"
A music streaming platform built by geeky nerds, Finlay Campbell and Thomas Summerfield
Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that
Max: Its the future of music streaming loser
someone who is sexy enough to stand by shrek our god
I am now one with shrek our lord and saviour
Headie one is the largest bowling ball in Tottenham and they use headie one as a wrecking ball to demolish turnpike lane, woodgreen, Edmonton, Enfield and Northumberland park, he protects broadwater farm
Repeat headie one incoming!!!! Headie one incoming!!!! Oh tion wayne help uss
A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.
Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-