man-over

The male version of a sleepover. Also known as high school guys falling asleep drunk in their best friends' basements or playing poker instead of getting caught by their parents.

Girl: Do guys have sleepovers?
Guy: Hell no! But I had a man-over last night!

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I'm over it

1) Said by someone who is indifferent to a given situation

2) Said by someone who is trying to convince themselves that they are over a particular given situation.

Alex keeps saying she's over it, but, I don't really see how she could be when she keeps saying she is.

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passive overeating

Fat-virus infectabilty!
Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting next to a fat person!), and like smoking ('passive smoking' makes you 'ill'), passive overeating can get you fat!

Also called 'infectobesity' (infectious obesity).

I ain't fat, so there's no possibility that you can become a passive overeating butterball, Meg! Come'ere pootiepie, teach me how to dance!

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Stone Over

Excuse invented by stoners to avoid doing any work. Similar to a hangover but induced by cannabis. Such excuses avoid questions from friends about long term job options or possibly, when the next illegal rave is.

I havn't been into school this week because i've woken up at 3pm with a massive stone over.

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church over

hang over on a sunday

i got wasted saturday and lo and behold sunday packed a mean church over.

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The Sky is Over

a term that descirbes a particular persons mind (sky) when it is in the state of depression (over)

Dude, Nate keeps being an asshole, and dissing me. The Sky is Over for me!

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Over 9000

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The IQ of someone who watches Dick and Farty.

bruh my iq is over 9000 so i van watch sick and ghandi now

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