When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways
"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"
The act of eating pasta out of your girlfriends p*ssy while she's on her period.
A: "We don't have any food anymore and I'm too lazy to do a grocery run. Can we have PP (Period pasta) today?"
B: "Of course honey"
Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.
I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.
A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
A dumb motherfucking bitch. Born of two stupid mother fuckers AKA JEM (Joseph and KEM) loves limon hot Cheetos n beef jerky n potatoes n jerky. Rip send help.
“Oh my god, I can’t believe Joseph and KEM named their miscarriage KEM period Dunn#jem.”
“I know right isn’t he gay”
“JEM JEM JEM”
Undergone by males, once a month. During which they suffer to cravings to watch the 'Rocky' anthology.
Period can last from only 5 minutes, to a few days, to a week.
Guy 1 - "Hey you wanna watch some Rocky?"
Guy 2 - "Sure, you on your Rocky Period?!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah"
Guy 2 - "Same here!"
A queef when you’re on your period.
Look at her pants, Hannah definitely had a period burp.