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(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch
(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch
(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)
Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!
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When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.
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A drug addict who rapes young girls in their sleep.
Boy, you are a millimeter peter.
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when you and your friends have sex with the same girl.
im glad i did'nt have sex with her then i would be peter-inlaws with half the damn town
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1. Any man who refuses to grow up and accept his responsibilities.
2. Gay slang for a middle-aged or older gay man who refuses to grow up emotionally, chases after younger men and usually wears Abercrombie & Fitch and 2(x)ist tighty whities.
1. Get real! Your PlayStation playing, no job havin', weed smokn' boyfriend is never going to ask you to marry him.
2. I like Ted, but he's 43 and he's never had a real boyfriend. Either he's a circuit queen, a whore or a Peter Pan.
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Giving a foot job. Massaging a penis with one's feet.
Guy#1: Yo, my girl gave me a Peter Pan last night, it was awesome!
Guy#2: Dude, you have a serious foot fetish problem!
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