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Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.

Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!

by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021


Fun police

My sister pcso fiona

Pcso fiona commented on a joke in a whatsapp group and had all the siblings running for the hills Fun Police

by Tim1987 February 14, 2022


police boat

police boat

police boat

by DumbShitUrban June 1, 2021


Sus Police

(noun) One who prides themself with finding the imposter(s) in Among Us, typically ignoring tasks.

sus police are kinda sus.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021


Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people

Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*

by gunguything October 4, 2022


Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023


police milk

Milk stolen from a policeman that is then found by your door or in your cereal

Have you got my police milk yet it’s so yummy

by Circle December 3, 2017