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shotgun politics

A single step away from anarchy as it is just a man with a few philosophies and a shotgun

damn thats sure is some shotgun politics right there, that thieving no good crook just got domed by that man with that double barrel over there

by mr dank pepe man September 2, 2019


Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024


Political Party

Something that ruins societies.

EVERYONE RUN, A POLITICAL PARTY IS COMING!

by MarioKiller23 May 6, 2023


Political party

An organization made up of people who share similar views on certain political, social, and or economic issues. Its main purpose is to help people who want to run for office get the social and financial support they need to do so, but some of its other purposes include promoting effective policy changes to fix issues that affect various populations in society, promoting societal changes to get societal norms to be more consistent with their political beliefs, and provide a setting where like-minded people can discuss political issues without fear of being putdown and disrespected for having a different opinion on an issue. It is important to note that not all politicians are members of political parties.

What political party an individual supports depends on their beliefs. Here is a list of some political parties and their views:
Green Party
Supports ending the war on drugs; Supports giving the right to vote to prisoners; Supports gender equality; supports providing financial compensation to African Americans to repay for slavery; Supports abolishing the electoral college; supports establishing ranked choice voting
Libertarian Party
have the government take neutral stance on abortion; Supports ending marriage licenses from the government; Supports same-sex marriage; Supports the right to bear arms; Supports free trade; Supports protecting the environment and natural resources
Reform Party
Let local, county, and state governments provide solutions to issues; Use more renewable energy sources to generate power; supports making a rule to prevent any one political party from having more than one third representation within any government body
Citizen’s Party
Supports the right to bear arms; supports same sex marriage; have the government take a neutral stance on abortion; have nonviolent criminals work in community service programs while in prison; supports legalizing medical marijuana
Pirate Party
Opposes the government and corporations performing surveillance on people; reforming the patent systems; increase the use of renewable energy; Supports working to protect the environment and endangered species; ensure that everyone has equal access to education

by Vanguard 1998 May 31, 2021


Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.

Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."


by franclml April 8, 2009


Litterbox politics

Workplace, school, or office politics caused not by environmental circumstances, but rather by catty behavior.

Rebecca is only nice to me when Jan is out of the office. That's just litterbox politics for ya.

by LLcoolLay September 3, 2019


Political Shoplifting

Political Shoplifting is when a government systems fails to recognize the financial distress of it's citizens and they have to shoplift food in order to survive.

I had to do some political shoplifting so I could eat this week as I got my power bill and my government fails to recognize the social security benefits they pay me don't cover all my bills.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined September 7, 2021