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the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.
i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.
When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.
“can you hurry up??”
“im pooping”
“then take an intermission poop”
When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.
Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.
A bag of poop that Joe believed everyone wore.
Joe: Ok strip right down to the poop sack
Peter and James Woods are silent
Joe:What you dont wear a poop sack?
Joe:DAMNIT BONNIE YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE POOP SACK!
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A group of friends that meet at a certain time and bathroom in order to converse while pooping in different stalls
I met my friend mike at the stalls and we had an amazing conversation while dropping a load during our poop group.
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Me: "There are poop particles on your toothbrush pete"
Pete: "What the hell?"
Me: "I had one go solid"
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A lovely stick of chap. 100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk!! Contains soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, and sweet orange essential oil.
The safety of this product has not been determined.
Ariel: Why, Lisa! You smell so nice!
Lisa: Thank you, Ariel! I put Chicken Poop on my lips!
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