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A person who sucks on the toes of another person. In reference to the nursery rhyme where a child’s toes are called piggies.
Clarence told me that his new girlfriend is a pork sucker.
Another name for a mans unshaven genitalia.
One of the joys of life is finding pork in a bush. Love a bit of Bush Pork
Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.
Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.
Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.
My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!
Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you
A term used as a substitute for anal sex.
"I'm gonna get some good south pork tonight"
"Anyone want some south pork?"
A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust
John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger
Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz
I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard