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A poser is someone who will do anything to fit in, they are worthless conformists. Poser is also the ultimate insults towards goth kids.
“I’m going to buy a skateboard to be like the other kids!”
“You’re a f*cking poser dude”
someone who can't think up their own shit. posers should die. aka fucking idiot.
a so called celebrity from the philippines who says money they got lots yet they embezzle
a napoleonic celebrity who says he so flush he gon buy yacths yet if u pull.up to his house the guard makes abundantly clear the house aint his yet he talking loud bout buying yachts! fuck off ogie alcasid, poser!
ogie alcasid is a poser; he dont even own his home yet talks like he can buy a yacht! he is an embezling poser clown Napoleonic midget!
Other wise known as wannabe. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser.
Guy:
Type One (The Faux Gansta)
Sags his jeans incredibly low.
Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked.
Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne.
Cusses 7 times in one sentence
Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him
Makes up stories about getting high and fighting
Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is
Type 2 (Emo Poser):
Talks about how tough life is
Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't
Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow
Whines
Girls:
Talks about "haters" constantly
Gets into fights on facebook constantly
Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl
Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them
Has a Failed Scene Haircut
Wears gobs of makeup
Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time
Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.
*Non-poser Signs In On IM*
EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch!
NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.
Someone who acts just to keep up with a stereotype, and later instead of recognizing it, (Yes they're in denial) they tend to call others who aren't even close to a poser a 'Poser'. Pretty much, someone who believes they qualify for that certain label, but can't pull it off.
"Man, I'm Scene!" "Um, no, coon tail clip-ons and a BMTH shirt is not Scene, shut the fuck up, you Poser."
When you buy a motorcycle to look cool but never ride it. It sits outside in the rain or in the garage and collects dust.
Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.
Someone who starts posing as an oddball or a weirdo once the stigma is gone and there's no social consequence. The kind of people who wouldn't smoke pot or do any drugs that would make them look like junkies until there was no stigma and everybody did it.
The oddball poser found a sense of comradery with a group of other oddball posers once there were no more odd people left, and phasing them out was complete.