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A game played by two naked primates where at least one of the players has to poop. The object of the game is for the players to press their anuses together, and force the poop into the opponent's anus. After a pre-determined amount of time, the person with an empty rectum is declared the winner of Hot Potato.
Did you see Billy and Suzie in last night's match of Hot Potato! She sure has one strong rectum!
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From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.
Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."
Those people are so stupid, they are like potatoes with mouths.
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A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.
Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
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Somebody who is cranky, irritable, and angry. Often used when one is not on their period but acts like it.
Girl: Fuck you! You're a douche-canoe!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!
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yeah, I had some taste potato water last night but have an awful hangover today!
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Somthing is so lame that it can only be replied to in an equally lamer manner.
For example 'fred' has no come back to an insult he just recieved, so he says somthing above and beyond lame eg. 'Well at least my mum dosent have a hairy back.'
In reply the only answer that can justify that unbelievably lame remark is to reply 'Lameo Potato'
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potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.
this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.
"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."
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