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If an awkward girl won't leave you alone, make like Ian Malcolm and stop whatever conversation you were having to freeze like a statue. Her vision is based on movement and she will pass you by for tastier prey, like a T-Rex.
"Kelly from the bar came up to me last night and I couldn't shake her off, I had to utilize the T-Rex Defense in hopes she would move on and attack some lawyer guy on a toilet."
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Whilst giving a hand Job the girl puts her elbows into the sleeves of her t-shirt/Top, giving the impression of T-Rex arms
Dude 1: My girlfriend gave me a T- Rex Handshake last night.
Dude 2: She's a keeper
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When one gets drunk and ends up passing out in a middle of a party, with their arms located high on their chest with limp wrists, resembling a T-rex.
Dude I was so messed up last night,
I know you were all kinds of all rexed up
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When you're fucking that bare muff and you become so pleasured that you lose the capability of your arms and you become a paraplegic. This makes your arms resemble a T-rex's arms.
I was a doylum T-rex last night, it was so good
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A term to define an short girl with a large ass, pig nose and short, stubby arms. She runs like a raptor, and when she stops moving the smell of ass moves in for it's silent but deadly kill. This girl will also have a large, large, gianormous vagina. It will be so large/loose that when you stick 3 fingers to a fist insider her vagina and she will not even know it is there.
Boy: "OMG, Look at that girl with the big ass, short stubby arms, and the pig nose that runs like a raptor."
Girl: "That's a Moni-rex-asaurus"
Boy: "Do you smell ass?"
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A person who wants to have sex all day long. They are either thinking about it. Working toward getting it or having it at almost all times!
I was rubbing Alicia's shoulders...next thing you know I've got my pants off getting a smoker! That girl is a sex t-rex, we fucked all night!
It wasn't until the next morning I realized how many miles of cock had already beat that moose knuckle into submission!
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A serverely deformed hand and wrist which in turn resembles that of a tyrannosaurus rex. There cannot be more than three fingers and one thumb. It is most deadly when the host is an otherwise hot chick. Beware.
"Man, that girl was all up on me and then I saw the T-rex hand and I had to get the fuck out."
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