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"this is for rachel you big fat white nast smelling fat b*. why you took me off the mf schedule with your trifflin' dirty white racist big fat b*. oompa loompa body as* b* im coming off the schedule and im gonna beat the fck outta you b*
this is for rachel
- tik tok voicemail
sweet, kind hearted girl. she loves pets. she may fuck the occasional horse but that’s okay. her 10/10 personality and her awesome cooking makes up for it.
“hey did rachel why are you walking funny? were you at the horse stable again last night;)?”
Rachel, is a booming, trampy specie of a creature with high ego, despite the large surface area on her forehead which can be used to land planes on. Calculating the circumference of that forehead would be impossible. She always begs for it from guys even from her best friend's boyfriend. She stinks like shit no matter how many bottles of perfume she uses up, her odour overwhelms the people around her. Her moustache around her lips makes people believe her name is Pablo. From thorough research and examination, people can call her a slag. Her home life isn't going quite well due to the poor quality of life in that household, with 9 or more people living in a room in a council house. Sis is depriving her brothers and sisters of basic necessities to buy an iPhone 13 pro max and flex on the people she thinks she is better than (not quite efficient eh). I believe the name Rachel should be used as an offensive term and should make any person slip into a serious depression and want to kill themselves.
“You're such a Rachel”
*person proceeds to kill themselves*
Rachel went out for a fag while the kids are messing up the kitchen
Rachel is a name of a woman with 2 brains. one is when she works and its brilliant and the second is when she is not working and this is something you never saw before.
When the Banana peel is still green, she puts it in the oven to cook it
When she hear a song she must sing it out loud so everyone around her will enjoy it
Keep away Bamba Nugat from her as she might steal it
Rachel: "Mala Mala Mala"
Raz: Rachelllllll
I’ve had a Rachel in my life and still have one and Rachel is very mean sometimes I go home crying because she bully’s me everyday. Some Rachel’s are nice and caring and a lot are bitches who are just jealous of you
Rachel:You’ll never be happy with me around and everyone hates you
Me:....At least I’m not a bitch
A decent looking woman that has many bodies. Also a narcissistic cheater that is a pro at keeping all her victim's under her lustful curse.
Man 1: Hey that chick is kinda hot!
Man 2: Yea too bad she's a Rachel