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When you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out.
"How come it always thunders before it rains?"
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Oh damn it's raining like cats and dogs outside
Act of plassing ones breast's on a mans face while he is sleeping.
As soon as Jimmy passes out im going to give him my japanese rain goggles
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A perfect phrase for initiating small talk; can also be used when a conversation goes awry;can use this phrase even when the weather looks perfectly fine
Stranger (ordering food): Can I get a hotdog with ketchup only?
Food stand guy prepares the food.
Stranger (waiting for the food): Looks like it's going to rain.
Food stand guy: Yeah! Weather is not looking too nice!
Stranger: So where are you from?
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N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.
A paper toilet seat cover
The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!
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When your bitch pisses in a regular pair of swimming goggles and the man (you) puts them on making the piss touch your eye. twice. one in each. and then you see yellow while you bust your load all over her face and such.
Jane: Put on these goggles!
Steve: WHY?!
Jane: Because I pissed in them.
Steve: Oh okay, you could have said its japanese rain goggles
Janes: Oops!
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The heavy rain.
The heavy showers with air.
The rain which irritate peoples by any mean.
I was stuck for four hours as it was raining cats n dogs.
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