the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships
i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year
Formal adress for a group of league of legends players consisting of 20 people or more.
"Dude there's so many league of legends players here"
"I know, it's an entire salt mine"
Once you get the salt in your blood you have a desire to go out on the ocean. Being on land gets boring after a while. It doesn’t take long to get salt in your blood. The lifestyle, the adventure, it is nothing that can compare to it.
He was experiencing what the maritime community refers to as “having salt in your blood.”
A new sex position where you do the salt bae to spinkle some salt into the wounds of your haters.
Yh Jerry we did the salt bae last night.
Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance
Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved
1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.
2. A man's body hair.
3. The slang term for colorful feces.
4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.
5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'
2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'
3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'
4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'
5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'