Sohkanen Sandwich

A tuna and egg sub, named after the Sohkanens, a famous gay couple in the game Popmundo.

See Sohkanenwich for more information.

I ate a Sohkanen Sandwich for lunch.

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Air Sandwich

An "Air" sandwich is a food product made of nothing at all. Normally it's consumed without the buns. Therefore, the eater is actually eating nothing at all.

We're so broke, we had air sandwiches for dinner.

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junkyard sandwich

An old sandwich that has been left out. It is usually accompanied by the distinct odor of old cheese and deli meat.

My brothers room was littered with old pizza boxes, dirty laundry and even a lonley junkyard sandwich.

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rock sandwich

A woman with extremely bad teeth.

Yeah, she’s got a great body, but it looks like she ate a rock sandwich.

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mattress sandwich

The act of taking a pillow and crawling between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lying on your back, positioning the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrusting your hips against the pillow. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!

"My wife walked in on me doing a mattress sandwich last night"

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dick sandwich

When ya ol' lady's been bangin' around, and you go down on her. Either side of the vagina represents the bread.

She packed up and left?

Yeah.

Where's she living.

With the new guy.

There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!

I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.

With extra mayo.

Thanks.

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turd sandwich

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

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