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second-hand smoked

An innocent bystander who has been killed in a gunfight can be referred to as "Second-hand smoked."

John: Did you hear the gunshots last night?
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.

by phonaputer September 22, 2015


Blackpink’s second fanbase

Blackpink’s second fanbase commonly referred to as “ARMYS” are obsessive rats who will attempt to discredit talented k-pop girl group “Blackpink” at any turn. They’re oldest member can’t be any older than 8 and they couldn’t string two sentences together if they tried.

They can commonly be found on Twitter saying slurs and being racist/xenophobic/sexist.

Kim: Did you see what those armys just did?
Kylie: Oh you mean Blackpink’s second fanbase?!

by call me chun li 🐍🐍 January 29, 2023


second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 9, 2021


second hand fan

When someone knows a lot about a fandom because their friends or family are part of the fandom.

Person 1: Wow you know a lot about Harry Potter. Are you a fan?
Person 2: No. I'm a second hand fan. My sister loves the books.

by Melia Plumeria April 4, 2017


2 second charlie

An expression used during/or referring to sex when a man ejaculates very quickly

"Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."

by Thob October 4, 2009


Second Hand Blushing

When you read something out of a book, that involves one of the characters blushing due to sethinf being done/said, eventually causing you (the reader) to blush like the character, in response.

Jade was second hand blushing when she read Carter confess to Zia in her book.

by Ultimate_Shipper/Fangirl September 20, 2017


two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie April 7, 2018