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Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

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shooting darts

When a male's sperm is infertile. Usually caused by excessive ball tapping, punching, and kicking of the testis.

I heard Peter is shooting darts even since I whacked him in the balls with that hammer.

by quest?onmyidentity September 10, 2007

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shoot a fairy

Shooting wade berard.

Woa dude i just shot a fairy. (wade)

by your master January 14, 2005

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Shoot me in the balls

Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."

"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."

Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"

by kissmyasthma20 February 2, 2011

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Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.

After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.

by rKrDuDe265 December 16, 2009

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urban shooting star

An airplane that you see at night over a large city, the only lights you'll ever see in the sky in places like New York, LA, Phili, Chicago etc

Whoa dude did you see that shooting star?!

you mean that Airbus A330?

yeah! i love urban shooting stars

by squidsicle June 21, 2010


minecraft school shooting

When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft

Steve: Wow those kids really need a good minecraft school shooting
White kid nr43: Hold my Gatorade

by Meme "Trashalovania" Lord July 7, 2017