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Short change hero

Someone who is outcasted/ostracized by society and is generally viewed as a bad/unethical person but they always try to be the hero in bad situations or events out of compassion and honor.

"You're the type of Short change hero this department needs Jackson!"

by Wolf chaser March 16, 2019

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short par 4

a high percentage that your upcoming experience will be a positive one, and a very low percentage that it will end in disappointment

when the odds are strongly in favor one being a success in their future happening; just as in golf, a short par 4 represents a situation that will prove to result in foreseeable victory for the participant

"Are you nervous for your date?"

"Not at all. She is my sister's good friend and she loves football players. It's a short par 4."

by THEGOATSGAZETTE February 12, 2017


Salute Your Shorts

A show that was on nickelodeon in the early and mid-90's. The show was about a group of kids in summer camp, and stared Kirk Baily as Ug, Venus DeMilo as Telly Radford, Erik MacArthur as Michael Stein, Danny Cooksey as Budnick, Michael Bower as 'Donkeylips' Gelfen, Heidi Lucas as Dina Alexander, Blake Sennett as Ronnie Pinsky, and Ben Stein as Dr. Kahn.

It's considered by most people as one of the classic shows that nickelodeon had before turning to complete garbage.

Blake Sennett, who played Pinksy on Salute Your Shorts and was a semi-regular guest star on Boy Meets World, now plays in the bands Rilo Kiley and The Elected.

by Melsay October 27, 2006

87๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


eleven short of a dozen

predicate adjective.

crazy, strange; descriptive of someone who does or says something stupid

I wondered if my brother was eleven short of a dozen when he asked whether I knew his name.

by gtstack October 11, 2006


Short-fingered Vulgarian

ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.

That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.

by Pink Alpaca December 21, 2016

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Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.

Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

by Fernshouse April 18, 2016


short timer syndrome

The behaviors that kick in when you are about to leave something, usually a job. There are two facets, one is that all of the little crap that you've been ignoring and tolerating starts driving you crazy. The other is the idea that you're leaving anyway so you can get away with anything.

The accountant with short timer syndrome was thinking about wearing flip flops to work during his last two weeks before starting a new job. And the short timer in Ann Arbor, about to move to Buffalo had to resist the urge to strangle all of the smug half-wit aging hippies.

by franmarta March 22, 2013

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