Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.
Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.
When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.
Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.
I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.
When you fart on someone's pillow before they go to sleep and wake up work pink eye.
Jenna got a dreamy steamer last night and has to go to the doctor now to get it looked at.
Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.
The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.
"Did you hear Jim got fired"
"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."
In a hotbox or smoking marijuana somewhere
"You smell like loud where you just come from?" "I just came from the steamer bro"