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When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!
The opposite of being street-smart.
Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.
Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.
Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
Josh, only ever talking about drugs in math, is a street-tard.
The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.
Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.
when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard
Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?
Person2: no you R.E-Tard