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The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.
Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe
Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!
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When the huge boobs of a mom figure are squeezed into your chest when given a long enthusiastic hug. Typical offenders are grandmothers, aunts, and other older female relatives. Usually brings on feelings of utter nastiness.
John: Honey, what's wrong with you?
Jane: Omigod John, I just got the mom boobs from your mom!!!
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A progression from the shocker and surprise, but not quite the mini van. This consists of one up front with three little ones in the back.
After receiving the soccer mom, my girlfriend knew her destiny in life.
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Usually a very over protective parent. You can see them at game stored freaking out about games like "Mortal Kombat" or "Call of duty" very annoying and is the whole reason why anmies like DBZ have been so butchered.
Soccer Mom: How can you sell this game with all the blood you are all makeing seriel killers here!
Me: Oh my god I just came in to buy Dead Island!
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what dumbasses say when they cant think of shit. these dumfucks usually are retarted
yOu: hey whats up
dumbass: your mom
yOu: you are my mom, dumbasses
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a verbal and hand jester to inform someone to back up
when a gentalmen of color steps off the back of a trash truck in an alley and yell's at the driver with a hand signal
"Mom-back,Mom-back"
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The annoying parents who show up at every school assembly an hour early so that they can reserve the first two rows to set up their tripods and capture junior's fifteen minutes of fame for posterity on no fewer than six video cameras. Of course, they do not know enough about their equipment to properly charge the batteries or set the functions to "silent," so the entire evening will be punctuated with random whirrs and beeps, and no one sitting behind them (which, of course, is everyone) will be able to see or hear a damn thing!
I missed my daughter's flute solo thanks to the mom-and-paparazzi staked out in the front of the auditorium taping their son's oboe medley.
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