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1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.
Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
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the first dump you take in front of your love.
After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.
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a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
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the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus
Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.
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Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)
Feces attached to the head of one's penis.
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A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.
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