take a walk

1. code name for masturbation

hey guys be right back i gotta go take a walk.

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taking a dip

To take a dip is to:
-Put your penis in a vagina and take it right back out and slap them with it
-To skinny dip and have an orgy

-Essentially sex upon sex with hitting your sword on their face

Hey ma nigga wanna be taking a dip later tonight with me?
Ayyyy ma nigga yass

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take a digger

to deficate. Derived from back country camping, where edicate dictates digging a hole in which to poop.

I'll be right back: I gotta take a digger.

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Take an Ireland

Running down a hotel hallway to take a massive shit only to find out your room key doesn't work. You spot a defenseless victim and run to their room to destroy their toilet.

Did you see David running down the hall to Vic's room? He almost broke the door off the hinges to get into Vic's bathroom to take an Ireland!

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Taking Dick

When you'd rather be getting pounded for 5-7 minutes than out shopping with your wife.

"Man, Trader Joe's was awful Sunday. I'd rather be taking dick than step foot back in that place again."

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taking shots

The world's best party game. It is short sweet and to the point. It is so much fun because everybody wins.

A- Hey we should play some flippy-cup at the party tonight.

B- Fuck that dude, we should play taking shots.

A- I dig. Good call, brah.

B- Toats, now lets slam bitches.

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Take the Bait

something you say when some one falls for something you say.

>Dave Gannon is dead!
>Take the bait, only the character of Dave Gannon can die, not the real Dave Gannon!

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