mind blowing

when a female sees a guy and imagines giving him a blow job

look at her you could hella tell she mind blowing him

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blow dryer

during the act of 69ing your partner, you expel gas from your anus into their hair.

I've shampooed my hair six times and still cant get the smell out from when Mike gave me a blow dryer.

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blow-up

Much like smoking or drinking someone up, "blowing up" in this context refers to giving someone free coke.

Person 1: "I wanted to leave for that party, but Andrew just wanted to keep doing lines at his apartment."
Person 2: "Did he at least blow you up?"
Person 1: "Yeah, I got a bunch of free blow-ups. Did you make that up just now? It's pretty good."

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drop blow

During sex when a girl is on top an slides to the top of the penis then drops down

Hey baby, those drop blows were awesome.

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blowing a cat

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

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Mud Blowing

The act of spitting the poo that your partner unexpectedly deposited in your mouth during a rim job (analingus) back in his mouth. Some people may like this, but, in general, it is thought to be an act used to get back at a guy for pooing in your mouth without warning.

Allison: Mid-rim job, he pooped in my mouth without any warning, so I decided mud blowing was the best way to get the punk back.

Katherine: He shouldn't have at that second Fiber One bar...

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blowing dirty

When you fail or know you would fail a breathalyzer test.

"Jimmy got pulled over last night, he blew dirty."
"I woke up this morning still blowing dirty."

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